It all started when I was a little goat cruising around on the world wide web making friends. I used to go to browser game websites and play online multiplayer games like darts against total strangers. They would ask me "ASL" and I always forgot what it meant so I had to ask "what does that mean?" and they would respond "age/sex/location" and...

I want to state that everything I quote in this article is used for criticism, commentary, and education purposes only and is protected by fair use law. Now that I got that over with, let's continue with the real deal: I very often find myself stumbling around on the internet. Reading webpage after webpage, finding links to new websites; Usually only reading articles...